So I'm Robert French - (in case you missed that from the domain you're on) - I guess I better start off with a disclaimer and let you know up front that I suffer from "Jack Assidy". I really DO mean that I suffer from it. Perhaps it's an overactive wit or perhaps it's my dry and sarcastic sense of humour, I'll let you decide. :-p On the positive side of being a jackass, I always call a spade a spade and you will always know where I stand. If you value honesty, integrity and someone who isn't afraid to tell you how it is - (even if I can be a bit brash ) - we will probably get along just great!
I think the "about me" is a strange thing, I want you to get a feel for the real me and show off my awesome, authentic self, but I also want to be concise and not so verbose that it reads like a biography.
One of the driving forces in my life is to be helpful in areas i'm knowledgable and an honest man of high value. You can often catch me quoting The Red Hot Chili Peppers and "I'll be doing all I can, if I die an honest man", seems appropriate here.
Life lesson - Keep it simple